The Three Types Of Girls That Love Kissing Each Other!
Dec. 03, 2019
#1 The promiscuous minxes
We have the promiscuous minxes. They are hot and wicked. And they know they’re hot and wicked. And they know we know that they know they’re hot and wicked. And they use their seductive charm on us men.
It’s their way of getting their jollies by making us feel constricted in our shorts. Now we’re happy realizing that they’ve made us feel happy and they’re happy knowing that we’re feeling happy, literally or otherwise.
#2 The drunk hotties
Now these girls don’t know what they’re doing. The last they remember is that they’ve had ten straight shots of the best shooters in the house, and that’s it. But we men who were in the vicinity of this fabulous sight know we were feeling very happy back then.
These drunk hotties are nice girls who love their men but I guess they just feel bored of the same *hard feelings* all the time. No hard feelings to you guys about that, they just want a change, just this once, and that’s all.
#3 The fallen-in-love kissers
Now these kissing girls don’t care if you’re staring or not. They think you’re scum and they’d rather wish they were alone. But luckily for you, a packed dance floor can get anyone on a high, whether you’re straight or otherwise. Thank God for dance floors! These girls genuinely love each other, idolize Ellen DeGeneres and want to spend the rest of their lives with each other.
It’s hardest to catch these types of lovers in the act. Call them the rarest of the species, the shy ones, or the lesbian kissers, it makes no difference. But you’re not going to crave for these kisses as much as the boxer-wetting ones from those promiscuous minxes.