UNBELIEVABLE! Crazy Vagina Tattoos You Were Not Expecting
Aug. 11, 2020
Madonna's not the only one sharing photos of tattoos designs in delicate places!
Madonna may no longer technically be a pop princess, but she is pop music royalty.
When she does something, it kicks off a major trend. And it's usually pretty shocking.
For instance, when she shares a photo of a vagina tattoo on Instagram (a Nike swoosh, as if to say "just do it") to get people psyched about taking down Trump.
(Technically it wasn't on a vagina, but rather on the pubic area just above a vulva (which are the external parts of a woman's genitals), but you catch my drift.)
Madonna has yet to confirm to that the tattoo — or is it a pubic hair design? — in question is on her own vulva, but would you put it past her to get a tattoo on her vagina? Let's be real here.
While it takes a super brave woman to get a vagina tattoo because of the pain associated with that part of your body during the tattoo process, I realize that I, like so many other women, pay a professional to wax the pubic hair off of my vulva once a month for mere aesthetics.
I mean, come on, a vagina tattoo can't feel that much worse, right?
After seeing Madonna's own (alleged) vagina tattoo, I went on a little internet adventure scoping out other pubic region tattoo ideas and designs that were out there waiting to be found.
I'll be real, some of them were a hot mess.
They did not make my cut, but if for laughs, you ever feel like seeing a vulva turned into Homer Simpson's mouth, you're only a Google search away! I can only hope that I found there is a temporary tattoo or Photoshop or something like that.
Here are 9 of my favorite vagina/vulva tattoos to give you lots of tattoo ideas.
(And some of these pubic tattoos are so pretty, they've actually got me thinking about going under the needle again, myself.)
This is one super-sly cat vagina tattoo
There were a lot of kitten tattoos (*wink*) out there when I started researching, but this one really popped out. It's sweet, simple, and totally unique.
Plus it's a cat on your vagina.
Flowering vines tattoo
We can't take our eyes off this gorgeous design of vines and flowers that perfectly accentuate a woman's hips and draws your eyes down to the prize.
This vagina tattoo is perfect if you are trying to get someone who really loves art to also love performing cunnilingus on you.
Captivate them with this stunner and you're both in for a treat.
Crazy-detailed tiger tattoo for your pubic area
There are kitten tattoos and then there are full grown cat tattoos. This woman wasn't content to put a house cat on her vagina, she went for a wild cat, and it's pure perfection.
Other-worldy ouija tattoo
S£x with you takes people to the other side. Or something like that.
Geeks love vagina tattoos too!
A pubic tattoo that proves gaming geeks can get vagina tattoos, too!
Origami swans tattoo
Origami swans ... because why not. And swans are also symbolic for grace, beauty, and love.
Hungry like the wolf tattoo
It's like they're standing guard of your lady cave. How cool is that?
Cute, little cupcake tattoo
This sweet treat represents your cute and fun nature — and the tasty treat nearby. *wink*
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